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So when we last left off, Sierra had a baby girl, Jakki.
I love you Jakki.
It's about time Bill!!! Even though Caleb hasn't gotten his yet. Who's Caleb? The forgotten spouse.
Bill was so excited he passed out on the front lawn.
Poor Harper hadn't been laid in a LONG time that i decided she needed to use the wishing well and find her a guy.
Harper: It's like riding a bike!
Carmen: EWWWWWW MOM!!!! Are you woohooing the pizza delivery guy???
Sadie: I'm just the great aunt!!! Why am i stuck taking care of this thing?
Carmen: *stalks* Hey Bill. Whatcha doing in there?
Carmen: BUT I WANTED TO JOIN!!!!
I finished Generation 10s heir portrait and i wanted to take a look back.
We have Colette our lovely founder. And Corin who was voted heir by our lovely viewers.
Priscilla who went straight from a child to an adult. And also my famous romance sim.
And then we have Lara who was also voted in, because i couldn't decide between the blond beauties.
Now Daven and Sophia, my double heirs. Quentin, the teen who didn't run away. And the hottie Logan.
Now we have Harper.... who stands alone.
And still currently adults in the house, Sadie and Carmen my second set of double heirs and Generation 10 heir Sierra.
This is so photoshopped, but it just didn't have the same effect with his face in there.
But for a split moment, Tims face dissappeard!!!
But luckily he was there, playing with elephant.
Sierra: UNCLE BILL!!! How did you get such nice rock hard abs?
Bill: You know, if you lay off the grilled cheese sandwiches you could have them too.
Sierra: I'm going to pretend like you didn't say that at all.
Fail
Carmen: Is my sister on crack?
Sierra: This is the proper way to hang loose. Teach your wife.
HOW DID I NOT REMEMBER/NOTICE ALL OF THESE BOLTS IN THE FAMILY??? Maybe this is why Harper beats him all of the time.
Haper: *swoons*
Harper: *slapps* THIS IS FOR NOT WOOHOOING ME!
Tim: Um, that's like my kid. I'd like to hold her sometime.
But soon it's time for Jakki to grow up.
What a cutie!!! That hair must go though.
Squeeeeeeee!!! She's freaking adorable!!
*sigh* I know i placed it in the corner. But there are 2 empty sides you can play on!!
Jakki: BUT I WANT TO PLAY ON THAT SIDE!!!
Jakki: THE DOG HOUSE IS IN MY WAY OF GETTING OUT OF THE DOG HOUSE!!!
They all stood around her wanting to pick her up to put her in her crib... but nobody would!!!
Sierra: Who's going to put my kid in bed??
SHIT!!! I heard it! I paused it... and went searching.
Nice pillow in your head Bill.
Sierra: Don't mind me... just making the bed and then i'm going to quietly slip out.
Sadie: *swoons*
Bill: You have no right to swoon over me now!
Sierra then became obsessed with cleaning Jakki.
I think she's clean.
And then ofcourse, after cleaning her clean kid. The tub needed cleaning!
This is just creepy on all sorts of levels.
Carmen: Now dear. I want to talk to you about your little excapade with your Uncle Bill. I've been trying to get in your Uncle Bills pants for awhile now, and he wont even look my way.
Sierra: What's that Elephant? My mother is on crack and i shouldn't listen to her?
Carmen: I'm serious!!! Your aunt Sadie is already on loose ends for having her children not choosen as heir. Now you steal her husband. And your husband doesn't even know!
Sierra: Evil plans Elephant? I'll listen, because i love you.
Evil thoughts there Bill!!!!
Caleb finally got his LTW. And Sadie learned couples counseling.
For some reason, doing the Hula to Womanizer just doesn't work.
Bill: WAAAAA!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T WORK? I love Womanizer.
Maybe because that's what you are.
Jakki: Wait. This toy is....
Jakki: BROKEN!!!!!
I think Jakki wants to join the hula craze that's been taking over the Paytons.
Harper learned couples counseling too.
Harper: Now Bill. I may hate you, but for some odd reason my daughter doesn't. I wish i knew why, but you need to promise you'll never cheat again. Unless it's with 3 bolt me.
Bill: BITCH.
*sigh*
Then i noticed this on Sierras queue!!! WHAT? THAT'S HER FATHER!!!
OH. LOL
We had birthdays galore though! Here's Bill.
Sadie
And Carmen.
No, this isn't creepy at all!
I finished a servo!!! Too bad there's a butler now.
HOLY CRAP! BILL ACTUALLY WON?
Bill: I've been working out!!
You better believe it.
*sigh* I thought these two rekindled the flame?
Guess not.
WHAT IS UP WITH ALL OF THESE MIXED SIGNALS!!!
Wow. I actually caught it before she became non-selectable. But thanks Harper for ruining your granddaughters birthday.
Harper: I haven't kicked enough ass yet though.
LOL NO Sadie?
I lost some graves. Why do these dissappear??? Now i wont have all 7 gravestones. Corins and Priscillas are gone. (I beleive that's it)
Well, atleast she didn't grow up bad. Just grew up crying.
Tim: *worry worry worry*
Sierra: Sleep in the same bed as my father? I don't think so!
No, this isn't creepy at all.
Jakki Payton, post makeover.
*sigh* This hula shit has to stop!!
Well, maybe because Jakki is too cute doing it, i'll allow it a little more.
Jakki: Um dad. You're embarrasing me!
JakkisFriend: WORK IT MR. PAYTON!
Caleb finally grew up.
And then this happened. Not a big deal right? Oh you don't know the Paytons. Remember the fire that almost ruined Harper?
CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!
Caleb and Bill: She looks like she has it handled well. Let's just let her do the work.
Sierra: Excuse me, i need to take a break for a moment.
POPS!!
Bill: I feel quite warm.
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ON FIRE!!!
AND NOW TIMS ON FIRE TOO!!!
And then Aja scares the piss out of Sierra. Just as icing on top of all of this shit.
Afterwards, suprisingly, nobody was harmed and the only item lost was the stove.
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